Have A Squishy Christmas

Ah I just can't wait for Christmas, the most wonderful time of the year after all as the songs say!

Jolly ol' Saint Nick might get beat this year, for Princess Squish will be spreading holiday cheer round' the world!! Squishing into chimneys to stuff your stockings with tasty little space-prawns and smiles!!

Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Qwazy KWAAANZAA? (spelling?), Freaky Festivus, and Happy Holidays ya'll!! And if that ain't politically correct enough for ya, happy shut the f*ck up!!<3

HOHOHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MEEEEEEEERRY SQUISHMAS!!